Someone called me?

(Source: theartofstarwars)

(Source: justnerdgirlproblems)

starfishlace:

I had this really strange dream in which I tattooed myself some turn of the century woman bust/portraits on my thighs. How weird that I find this today!

(Source: justmadelines)

okellyjaneo:

fannybaws:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

I WILL BE MAKING THIS GAME. BE READY.

BALLS!! I was hoping you guys wouldn’t see this. I’ve been planning to bring it to Alcon to play alongside the 4chan drinking game… XD

draconica:

• Go downstairs to get my bag.
• Forget the brother has friends over.
• Also forget that I still have make-up on from Nick cosplay.
• Walk into sitting room.

“Sorry, guys. Just need to get my-“

“IT’S AN EXPERIMENT.”

pineapplesonthetardis:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

ask-anemone:

saladburps:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

YOUVE CREATED A GOD

((HE’S GORGEOUS))

OMFG WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL RIGHT KNOW

jimfaindel:

THIS METEOR FUCKING SUCKS!

TWO. MORE. YEARS.

FUCK.

(Source: homestuckheadspastedontothings2)

(Source: nigelthornberryappreciation)

permanentchaos:

moraniarty:

forever-delayed:

awful—end:

carly rae jepson - call me maybe

the computer froze AND IT WOULDN’T STOP

C͐ͬ̀́҉̴̠̣̣̮̗̻͉̬͎̥̲̯̼̯͝ͅȂ̴̰̮̙̳͎͙̰͉̪̠͖͕͚̠̝͓̭͂̃͋̆ͭ̏̿̄͂̐̌ͮ̃̓̂́͡L̶̸̴̨̗̘̗̯͉̮͎͖̩̼̱̘̘̜̞̖̪̟̤̊͊̍L̡̢̡̦̮͉ͦ͛͛̆ͩ̎͋̚͟͝    ̴̷̲̞͇͍̮̟͖͍̬̖͇̟̖̰̳̣̘̤̐͆̈́̀͆̃̄͒̐͗͝͞M̨̛͖͚̤̳͊̑́̎̓͊͂̇̌̔̕E̶̗̩̪̍͛ͫ͐̐͑ͨ̍͂͌͒̀͆̑̚͡͞ ̾͆̈ͮͮͭͨ͋͆̅̊̊ͨ̌ͦ҉̶̵͖̺͙͚̬͙̰͚̥̝͟͜  M̞̳̰̻̺̭ͩͮ̅̅̆̉͋͛̔̑̐̈͊ͭ͘A̶͉̤̜͖̞̫͉̲̗̽ͫͭͯ́͞͞Y̷̡̠͉͔̝̦̺̝͕͍͍͍͙̦͙͕̟ͪͮ͒ͦͫ͐͂͘ͅ B̬̣̘̙̠̥̝̰͉̭ͤ̓ͬ͑ͨ̈ͤ͛̀̓ͯ̏͛̊ͩ̕͞ E̎͊̓̎͑̏ͧ̃̄ͤ͏̵̢̬̗̣̦͚̹̫̠̳͙̬

Am I the only one who really likes this version?

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass)

(Source: cosplayer-confessions)

pondermoofin:

permanentchaos:

underlokiandkey:

It was at that moment Nick Fury had to rethink the choice in reading material that he had  given to the bored Loki to read while in confinement. 

/crying

-DEAD-